welcome to the second exciting installment of
“It came from on demand!”
just like before the criteria was firstly the Movie had to be available for free And it had to be something I’d never heard of…so with that I mind I hit up the ondemand.
I ended up watching a movie a couple of weeks ago called “Restraint”. This 2008 australian thriller starred Teresa Palmer (take me home tonight) and Stephen Moyer (true blood) and although I wouldn’t go so far as to tell you to check it out, it wasn’t that bad.

That won’t do at all…so tonight I went back to the ondemand and tracked down a movie sure to not disappoint me by being watchable…
1990’s “blood Games” aka “Baseball bimbos in hillbilly hell”

So our movie opens on a banner that reads “Happy birthday roy” hanging on the back stop of what I can only assume is the worst baseball field in America. Although you don’t learn this until after the game is over, it turns out Roy’s father has hired “Babe and the Ballgirls” to travel to the town and play the locals guys in baseball…dressed in uniforms that would make waitresses at hooters blush of course.
The plan goes horribly wrong however when the drunken hillbillies lose to babe and co. 17-2….despite some underhanded tactics by roy and the hillbillies I might add. This does not sit well with roy’s crazy, mustachioed, war veteran father, Mr. Collins …turns out not only did he buy them $500 to show up but lost an additional $1000 betting with the teams manager. I ask you does this crazy bastard look like someone who wants to lose a $1000…

so he sends his lackey vern (possibly the most successful person in this movie, more on that later) over to the girls showers to pay the manager, but like any villain he shorts changes him and the manager ,who happens to be father to babe and one of the other players on the team, sets off with his pistol to get the rest of his money.
Roy and the boys are all having some drinks at the local bar. The manager sneaks in and corners Mr. Collins in the rest room while he is pooping. He gets his the rest of his money at gun point and then we are treated to one of the greatest fights in the history of cinema. Mr. collins grabs the top of the door to the toilet and then delivers a pants around his feet drop kick to the manager and the two fist fight while mister collins is naked from the waist down, not that its ever shown but he was mid dump when the fight started. Midnight, (the manager) pistol whips him and dunks his head in the toilet before tying him up in the stall.
When he returns to the bus he finds two of the girls (including the younger daughter) have gone to look for him. Turns out the girls have run into roy and his buddy holt who attack and try to rape them.
This presents one of the first glaring holes in this movie…The bus is close enough to the bar that Midnight and girls have no problem quickly walking back and forth and at one point the girls on the bus can hear them calling for help…but they never run into each other? at one point midnight is seen walking in the background coming from the complete opposite way that the girls came from. Maybe he knew a short cut? I just watched the movie and I can’t think of how A) the girls knew that midnight would be at the bar….B) the Midnight would know that the girls would go to the bar looking for him.
But he arrives in time to save the girls but he ends up getting stabbed. Babe shows up and shots roy and the two groups escape. Roy and holt break into cars and steal rifles and as Babe and the ball girls try to escape roy shoots and kills the driver of the bus, which in turn crashes into a dumpster, which in turn kills roy…the girls speed off into the night as a freed from the toilet Mr. collins swears revenge for the death of his son…
Its now the next morning and the bus is on the road… Now the previous scene takes place at night, so even with being extremely generous to the film makers, the bus has been driving for at least a couple of hours as the manager bleeds to death and a dead body sits on the bus.
From here on out the move becomes a strange mix of Race with the devil and I spit on your grave. When the Bus runs off the main road the girls end up stranded and they all hike through the woods looking for help. From here on out, its the woman Battling the hillbillies with both sides losing people.
Eventually They end up at an abandoned saw mill or rock quarry or something, and its a wounded Mr. Collins versus the Babe in a fight to the death.
all and all my friends, pretty terrible, and that what made it perfect for “it came from ondemand”
There is almost no one of note in this movie, Most of the Ball girls never went on to do anything else and I’d guess they were mostly picked for the after game shower scene and little more. Laura Albert who played “babe” appears to be a stuntwoman having worked on such recent films as….”the town”, The first “pirates of the Caribbean ” movie and “batman begins”
Holt (don dowe) the sometimes comic relief, sometimes cold blooded pyscho rapist… who falls into water (and is thus saved from death) on 2 separate occasions. Had a role in the Jim carry “Bruce almighty” and was brought back for the sequel “evan almighty” and some assorted TV including Jag.
Mr. collins was played by Ken carpenter and played the camerahead cenobite in Hellraiser 3…what ever the hell that means.
Roy was played by Gregory scott cummins and had a role in batman returns and cliffhanger in the early 90’s following blood games…but most people would know him as Macs Father on its always sunny.
Last but certainly not least is the Arguably the most successfully member of the cast. George “buck” flower who played Vern but also racked up (before blood games) To be in the fog, and they Live…but I know him as red the bum in Back to the future and Back to the future part 2…sadly he passed away in 2004, some would say Joining his career…
you can check out the trailer for this gem at
little bit of magic from the introwebs I stumbled upon and now I leave for you to tumble upon.
This show looks interesting, I might check it out in the fall.
Pictures from Boston Con
photo 1- in the background I’m not sure what Rian is telling me in this picture But I appear to be fascinated
photo2- The stock*pile intern builds the banner.
Photo3- Not taken by megatrip but a photogrpaher who took all the photos and about 517 more on his flickr page.
photo4- the boys from drawbox
Photo 5- its in the contract both of them refuse to look up at the same time.
free swag for The Stock*pile comics booth @BostonComicCon Make sure to swing by table aa813 this weekend!
The above image is supposedly artwork for Metal Gear solid 5. WIthout knowing anything else about this game (plot, release date, a single other shred of info) I’m officially excited. MGS is my favorite Gaming series and Big Boss is my favorite character and after playing peacewalker,I have to say that Big Boss needs at least one PS3 next Gen adventure.
The Cleveland Indians began using the Chief Wahoo logo in 1947.
it took a long time (and a first printing of the first issue) but I’ve finally come up with a forever winter logo I’m 100% happy with. Feast your eyes upon this typography!
stockpile 2012 sketchbooks arrived today, check out the video of the unboxing and come and pick one up at boston comic con april 21 and 22
They’re here! The Stock*Pile Sketchbooks! Get them exclusively at the 2012 Boston Comic Con